Skip to comments.FR Male Chauvinist Pig Humor Post of the Day (We all need a break from the DC idiocy!)
Posted on 02/08/2018 12:36:04 PM PST by Strac6
A store that sells new husbands has opened in California, just down the street from JimRobs house, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
ATTENTION WOMEN SEEKING HUSBANDS: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are husband hunting visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that are beautiful.
The second floor has wives that are beautiful and love sex
The third floor has wives that are beautiful, love sex, and own a brewery
The fourth floor has wives that are beautiful, love sex, own a brewery and love Free Republic
The fifth and six floors have never been visited.
LOL...very old joke until the “New Wives Store” addendum. That’s hilarious.
Sending this on!
Thanks for posting!
I personally would have never made it to the 3rd floor at the wives store.
I stopped at the second floor. I am very lucky.
My husband told me this joke yesterday. Funny.
Yep, they had me also at the 2nd floor.
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