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Posted on 02/28/2018 7:44:50 AM PST by Red Badger
Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives October 17, 2009 at 12:06pm
Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives
If a conservative doesnt like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesnt like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they dont like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesnt go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless its a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs healthcare, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that providesit. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll show it to his friends and have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended
If a Conservative has a child, he teaches them independent, caring, faithful and respectful...if a liberal has a child they grow up to be Hitler, Goebbels or Himmler.
if a liberal has a child....that can make it safely out of the womb completely with brains intact......
“Liberals are so open minded their brains fall out.- M. Savage
And, if a liberal had a brain he’d trained to think, he’d be a conservative.
When a Conservative goes to a sporting event, he stands for the National Anthem. When a liberal goes to a sporting event. he sits in support of those that take a knee.
The difference is that conservatives have a fully developed frontal cortex and consider themselves as adults.
Satanists vs Christians.
A conservative wants all to be equal at the starting line.
A liberal wants all to be equal at the finish line.
The difference between conservatives and liberals can be summed by one word, consequences.
Conservative values are formed by respecting the consequences. Liberal values are formed around the idea of removing consequences.
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