Skip to comments.Smiles for Seniors
Posted on 03/06/2018 1:50:21 PM PST by sodpoodle
2. Wrong Way!
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone. Honey, she says in a worried voice, be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway. Its worse than that, he replies, there are hundreds of them!
3. Which Restaurant? The two men were talking and one said, Weve been going to a new restaurant and its really great. Id recommend it very highly.
The other man asked, Whats the name of the place?
The first man thought awhile and finally said, What are those flowers you send a woman you love? The ones with red petals and thorns?
You must mean roses, he replied.
Thats it, said the man. He yelled to his wife, Rose, whats the name of the new restaurant we like?
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Ignore humblegunner. He’s an old guy yelling at the clouds.
Those were funny!
An elderly couple at the home spent a lot of time together in the TV room watching Vanna spin the wheel. They had become a fixture there, together on the couch every night, holding hands.
One evening he didn’t come by at 7:00 and while she was concerned, she just figured he was tired. The next night, however he didn’t show up again and she began to worry.
When on the third night he missed their rendezvous she went off in search.
It wasn’t long before she found him in another salon with another woman. They were holding hands in his lap looking very pleased as Vanna worked the puzzles.
“You scoundrel” she cried, “another woman!?”
“Is she younger than me?” she asked.
“No, no that’s not it” he replied.
“Is she richer?”
“No” he answered, “that’s not it either.”
Well, what does she have that I don’t have?” she pleaded sadly. To which he simply answered, “Parkinson’s”
Ninety year-old rich man marries 26 year-old hottie. On the second day of their honeymoon he slowly makes his way out to the hotel swimming pool where some of his friends are. He is pale, shaking, with bloodshot eyes.
Friend asks, “Harold, all this sex, don’t you think it’s a little dangerous?”
Harold says, “So what? If she dies, she dies.”
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ll be talking to someone and then all of a sudden I can’t even remember what I’m talking about.”
Doc says, “I see. How long has this been going on?”
“How long has what been going on?”
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