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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • TEASER: Diamond and Silk skewer the ‘Dummycrats’ in upcoming film

    06/24/2018 7:31:24 AM PDT · by KeyLargo · 7 replies
    The American Mirror.com ^ | June 22, 2018 | Kyle Olson
    TEASER: Diamond and Silk skewer the ‘Dummycrats’ in upcoming film June 22, 2018 By Kyle Olson The American Mirror is teaming up with Diamond and Silk to take on the “Dummycrats” this fall. The duo, known as President Trump’s most loyal supporters, will be skewering Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton and others in a movie to be released in September. Watch this teaser of what’s to come:
  • The Democrat Party Now Actively Supports Bigotry and Mob Rule

    06/24/2018 5:16:07 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 36 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Leftists hate you and want to deprive you of your rights, Part 10,983. – The big news on Saturday came with the revelation that the owner of the Red Hen, a small, trendy restaurant located in the Washington, DC suburb of Lexington, VA, kicked White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, her small children and five other members of her family out as they attempted to have dinner there on Friday evening. The establishment’s owner, one Stephanie Wilkinson – who also apparently owns several other businesses in the small town – claims...
  • The Real Russian Collusion: Poisoning the Waters

    06/24/2018 5:02:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-24-18 | MOTUS
    There was a rumor back in the 1950s that fluoridated water was all part of a Russian plot against America. Apparently it was just a trial run. Now it appears they are putting something in our farm-to-table food chain  that creates a breakdown in the capacity to reason, causes a loss of self-control and results in the complete breakdown of civility. The Red Hen, a den of hate and lack of tolerance but home to “honesty, compassion, and cooperation.”My only question is how did the Ruskies find something that only effects progressives? Raging totalitarian lunatics. They’re worse than Hitler.Posted from:...
  • World's Ugliest Dog title goes to English bulldog named Zsa Zsa

    06/23/2018 11:53:14 PM PDT · by Boomer · 13 replies
    FNC - Pets ^ | 6/23/18 | Amy Lieu
    An English bulldog with an underbite and muscular, rounded front legs won the 30th annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest on Saturday night. The 9-year-old winner, named Zsa Zsa, was found via a pet-finding site by owner Megan Brainard of Anoka, Minn., according to a biography supplied for the contest.
  • Using Their Own Tactics Against Them.

    06/23/2018 2:11:45 PM PDT · by longfellow · 14 replies
    Using their Alinsky tactics against them. I'm fed up. I am fed up with being called a NAZI. Dan Bongino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlw7Vbkva8&t=3087s gave a great show about this and why they are doing it. The Nazis did it to the Jews. Make them look like something less than human, so it's easier to do to them what was coming. The TIME magazine cover was the last straw. I have decided to resume the fight the only way I know how. I am a cartoonist, what can I do? "The political cartoonist is the biggest threat to a dictator, because he can...
  • McCain Colluded with IRS to Target Conservatives [semi-satire]

    06/23/2018 9:50:58 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 June 2018 | John Semmens
    In documents recently released under the Freedom of Information Act, Judicial Watch found that Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) was actively colluding with the IRS to harm the TEA Party groups that he mendaciously courted in his successful 2010 reelection bid. These groups are believed to have played a significant role in Republicans capturing a majority in Congress. A Democratic majority in both Houses of Congress enabled the passage of the Affordable Care Act (which came to be known as Obamacare) on a straight party line vote in late 2009. The loss of this majority constituted a serious impediment to the...
  • Morris and Esther

    06/23/2018 8:45:56 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 3 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 6/23/18 | Unk
    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a...
  • ACLU Position on Free Speech "Evolving" [semi-satire]

    06/23/2018 6:28:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 June 2018 | John Semmens
    The American Civil Liberties Union is reexamining its long-standing position in favor of freedom of speech. Spokesman Bertram Petty explained that "in the past the biggest threat to freedom of speech came from the government trying to silence advocates of socialist and communist solutions to public problems. Now that socialist and communist principles form an important part of the guidance for government activities in the United States it is no longer clear that freedom of speech to attack policies based on these ideas is worthy of our support." "For example, a knee-jerk defense of freedom of speech would compel the...
  • Sometimes You Get the Bear, Sometimes the Bear Gets You

    06/23/2018 5:35:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-23-18 | MOTUS
    Nelson, arguably the worse sheep dog ever, demonstrates how easy it is to get sheeple to follow. Of course having a plan is useful. File this plan under “Leading from behind” – H/T Barack Hussein Obama.Moral: Never underestimate the value of a good sheepdog. “People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” – Orwell Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Mexico’s Next President Promises to Make Our Immigration Problems Exponentially Worse

    06/23/2018 5:35:21 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 37 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet? – JSW Steel announced a $500 million investment in the revitalization of the Acero Junction facility located in Mingo Junction, Ohio. Faced with the possibility of import tariffs being implemented by the Trump Administration, JSW chose to make this massive investment in America rather than construct an entirely new plant in India. “The Trump administration was the driver behind giving us in the U.S. the ability to compete for capital,” JSW Steel USA CEO John Hritz said during a First on FOX Business interview with Edward...
  • Dems Assail Trump Immigration Compromise [semi-satire]

    06/22/2018 9:55:39 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 June 2018 | John Semmens
    After a week of hounding President Trump for continuing former President Obama's occasional practice of separating the children of illegal immigrants from their parents, they now are howling over his executive order allowing these children to stay with their parents in detention centers. Aspiring 2020 presidential contender Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif) called Trump's effort to keep immigrant children with their parents "inhumane. When we demanded that children and parents not be separated it was our hope that both would be released. ICE could give the parents instructions to return for a court hearing on whether they can stay and release...
  • Melania Trump trolls the media, media too dumb to figure it out. Film at 11.

    06/22/2018 5:45:21 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 36 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) It’s just like that trash compactor scene from Star Wars, only R2D2 won’t be saving him. – The walls of the justice system closed in a little more on FBI Super Duper Agent and Aspiring Latin Lover Peter Strzok, as Attorney General let slip during an interview that hey, his security clearance has been revoked. Note for the faint of heart: This film does not have a happy ending for the former Texting Titan of the FBI. Gosh, why would that be? So, so hard to understand. Oh, wait… – A new...
  • Things That Matter: The Wit and Wisdom of Charles Krauthammer

    06/22/2018 4:44:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-22-18 | MOTUS
    Charles, on everything: Stupidity: Youth: I was a Great Society liberal on domestic issues. People ask me, 'How do you go from Walter Mondale to Fox News?' The answer is, 'I was young once.' Canadians:I don't know about you, but I lie awake nights worrying about Canadian uranium. I know these people. I grew up there. You have no idea what they're capable of doing. If Sidney Crosby hadn't scored that goal to win the Olympic gold medal, there's no telling what might have ensued.America’s favorite pastime:Baseball is a slow, boring, complex, cerebral game that doesn't lend itself to histrionics....
  • The Summer Solstice: Let There Be Light

    06/21/2018 5:17:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-21-18 | MOTUS
    I don’t know about you but I can’t bear another day of the Left’s posturing, pirouetting and pouting over a border policy that’s been in place since the days of the false light bringer.Instead on this, the longest day of the year, let’s pause to celebrate the light. Wishing everyone an endless summer. And a chance to leave leave your paw prints on the beach.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Note: A Conspiracy That is Slapping You in Your Stupid Face is not a “Theory”

    06/21/2018 4:57:27 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 18 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Take that, CNN and NBC! – ABC News, desperate to gain its footing in the race to produce the fakest of all the fake news in the #fakenew universe, decided to just chuck it all on Wednesday and run news so fake that even some at CNN were embarrassed by it. In the middle of the networks fake coverage of a real meeting at the White House, ABC’s chyron ran a blaring note claiming “Manafort Pleads Guilty to 5 Charges of Manslaughter”. Obviously, Paul Manafort did not plead guilty to manslaughter or...
  • It’s the Seriousness of the Allegations, Stupid

    06/20/2018 6:17:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-20-18 | MOTUS
    "We have no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing, but the seriousness of the allegations, and the weight of circumstantial information, compel an effort to establish the facts." – Reagan’s October Surprise When an unsecured email server was used to handle confidential governmental communications, Comey found “no clear evidence” of Secretary Clinton’s intent to violate the law, so he concluded that “no reasonable prosecutor would have pursued charges.”When the IG investigated the FBI, Horowitz found “no clear evidence” that the people who headed the Clinton email probe were biased despite their biased comments and therefore concluded that there was nothing a...
  • Here’s Why the Democrats and their Media Propaganda Complex Are Panicked

    06/20/2018 5:04:54 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 29 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Democrats in Action! – It is now no longer enough for Democrats and their spokespeople pretending to be journalists at our nation’s news outlets to simply fake the news on this fabricated border issue, now they must cry or otherwise become irrational while doing so. Thus, on Tuesday we had the spectacle of Rep. Elijah Cummings pretending to breakdown crying as he screamed through his irrelevant opening statement at the House Judiciary Committee’s FBI corruption hearing, MSNBC fake host Rachel Maddow pretending to cry (without visible tears, of course) as she read...
  • Dems May Try to Acquire Nukes [semi-satire]

    06/19/2018 11:24:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 June 2018 | John Semmens
    Saying she was impressed with “Kim’s ability to wrap Trump around his finger,” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi attributed it to “having a nuclear bomb in his pocket,” and vowed that the Democratic Party will “seek ways of acquiring one or more similar devices to give us more punch in our negotiations with the President.” Characterizing the recent Singapore summit between Kim and Trump as “as horrible a ‘deal’ as one could imagine,” Pelosi ticked-off the highlights of what she insisted was “a net loss for America and the world. First, Trump shook Kim’s hand. This show of manners to...
  • Always Go With the Visionary

    06/19/2018 5:20:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-19-18 | MOTUS
    "That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV A New HopeAir Force, Space Force: may the Force be with you. At a meeting of National Space Council intended to transfer space responsibilities from military to civilian hands, president Donald Trump surprised attendees by ordering the top US military officer to launch a new branch of the military in space.While the creation of a Space Force has been debated for several years, the move has been opposed by the military, which has instead begun restructuring the Air Force Space Command to better address threats in...
  • You Want a New FBI Director? How About Michael Horowitz?

    06/19/2018 4:52:37 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 42 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Yes, because remember how much she did for Haiti. Wait, what? – In keeping with her life-long belief that there’s a sucker born every minute, the Pantsuit Princess has decided to use the media-generated fake border crisis as a fundraiser. Yes, even though she isn’t technically running for anything right now, the Grasping Grifter, even at her advanced age, just cannot let a good fake crisis go to waste. So she sent out a fundraising email yesterday to all of her millions of dimwit supporters, urging them to send her money to...