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  • GOP Virginia Gubernatorial Campaign Called "Racist" [semi-satire]

    10/21/2017 10:40:13 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    Republican candidate for Virginia Governor Ed Gillespie's vow to implement policies that would crack down on the notorious Latino gang known as MS-13 was dubbed "racist" by his Democratic opponent Ralph Northam. "That a man aspiring to the highest office in this state would single out these immigrants and children of immigrants is repugnant," Northam insisted. State and local law enforcement officers, however, regard MS-13 as a serious threat to the inhabitants of the communities in which they carry out their criminal depredations. Alexandria, Virginia Police Chief Earl Cook called the gang "more vicious and violent than the Mafia. Our...
  • What Ever Happened To That Democrat Talk About Gun Control?

    10/21/2017 5:53:25 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 13 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Democrats in the wake of the Las Vegas Massacre: We need more gun control!!!!! Democrats get bad polling numbers on gun control. Democrats this week on the topic of gun control: …. Speaking of the Vegas massacre, what is going on with that “investigation”? LVMPD Sheriff Joe Lombardo, who was so anxious to get before the cameras during the first week following the shootings, did not hold a single press briefing this week. Are we really to believe that an entire week has gone by with no significant new findings in the matter? What about the fake national news media,...
  • And Take Your Stinkin’ New World Order With You.

    10/21/2017 5:09:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 26 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-21-17 | MOTUS
    Not really. I did, for awhile, but that was then. This is now:Well, yes, thanks for asking. Since you managed to stay gone and silent for the 8 years of Obama’s transformation of America, you can just go away now and stay gone. And take your Daddy’s New World Order, old guard, with you. We’re Making America Great Again.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Evidence of Russian Influence Seeps Out [semi-satire]

    10/20/2017 10:44:28 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    This week evidence showing Russian bribery aimed at manipulating US Government policies began to trickle into the media sphere. It seems that the State Department's 2010 decision to permit a Russian-owned uranium firm to acquire 20% of the US supply of this nuclear resource proceeded amid a flurry of donations to the Clinton Foundation. While FBI field agents uncovered the bribery trail, then Director, Robert Mueller successfully suppressed the investigation obtaining a Department of Justice (DOJ) "gag" order that is still in effect today. This past week, Senator Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, called for current...
  • George W. Bush Shows Where His True Loyalties Lie

    10/20/2017 5:00:31 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 74 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.20.2017 | David Blackmon
    A Bush Finds His Voice – For eight long years, from January 20, 2009 through January 20, 2017, supporters of former President George W. Bush were saddened and frustrated as Mr. Bush sat idly by while his successor in office and his own supporters trashed Bush’s policies, his reputation and his personality on pretty much a daily basis. For those eight long years, Mr. Bush appeared happy and very much unperturbed as his successor worked overtime to tear down this country’s institutions brick by brick, to foment racial divisions wherever possible, acted in an utterly lawless manner whenever it suited...
  • FLOTUS Friday–Fake News Edition

    10/20/2017 4:52:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-20-17 | MOTUS
    How hard is it to create fake news? Not very, as it turns out; all you need are media credentials and a twitter account. “Well, now. To be honest, I had feared the process of creating conspiracy-based fake news would be a lot more inconvenient – I was concerned I’d have to go to that Macedonian town and hang out with the emo teens or whoever it was whose fake news farm skewed the US election for the Russkies. But I needn’t have worried. It turned out to be something I could do in a few moments while exiting South...
  • 15 Insane Gun Racks

    10/19/2017 6:08:18 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 9 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/19/2017 | S Lile
    While some of these gun racks look to be on the dangerous side of legal, others are wrong for entirely other reasons. View these photos below to see some gun storage solutions that will make you shake your head. Bike Rack Giving new meaning to the term, “bike rack,” this is a great solution for open carry on two wheels. Multi-Purpose Rack While entirely legal, this one may be just a bit too weird. What's your Point? Didn’t your parents teach you not to point your gun out the window? Hope this driver doesn’t get pulled over. Wrong! Think she...
  • Russia Collusion of the Worst Sort (the Democrat Sort)

    10/19/2017 5:57:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-19-17 | MOTUS
    The Russian collusion is becoming clearer and clearer: bribes, kickbacks, a manipulated uranium deal to supply Russia’s nuclear program. Plus the revelation that the Russian government actually paid Fusion GPS to create the fake “Golden Shower” propaganda dossier on then candidate Trump. That’s right, the same fake dossier used by the FBI last June to initiate the FISA surveillance warrants against the Trump campaign. Things are getting decidedly weird.And then things get even curiouser: They also obtained an eyewitness account — backed by documents — indicating Russian nuclear officials had routed millions of dollars to the U.S. designed to benefit...
  • Roger Goodell: Captain of the NFL Titanic

    10/19/2017 5:01:48 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 19 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.19.2017 | David Blackmon
    Fresh off his mid-season meetings with NFL owners and players in New York, Roger Goodell told the assembled press that they had talked and talked and talked about “social justice” stuff and the national anthem and decided that….wait for it….NOTHING WILL CHANGE. Goodell said that while he and the owners would “prefer” all players to stand for the national anthem and honor the country that has made them all so fabulously wealthy, he and his feckless group of owners will make no rules changes to require them to do so. Thus, the NFL will continue to fine players who don’t...
  • Housing a "Necessary Right" Says Congresswoman [semi-satire]

    10/18/2017 11:18:20 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif) declared "it is everyone's human right to have a suitable house to live in. Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness mean nothing if you don't have a decent place to live." Waters demanded that Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson "implement a program that provides a house to everyone that needs it. For too long access to a decent home has depended on the ability of individuals to afford to pay for it and maintain it. This is an injustice when we have the means to solve this problem." Part of the Congresswoman's reasoning cited...
  • Rabbit Hole Wednesday: The Beginning of the End?

    10/18/2017 6:04:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-18-17 | MOTUS
    There are now so many entrances to the rabbit hole that you may trip and fall into one quite by accident.  And once you do the rabbit warren is like a maze of drug-induced alternate realities. But this…this might give even the most reality-challenged social justice warrior pause: Demonic Clown Drag Queen Does Story Time at Michelle Obama Public Library.The fact this “diversity” event took place at the Long Beach Michelle Obama Library alone qualifies for a Rabbit Hole Report special mention for alternate reality irony. But I sense a shift here, perhaps an indication that the Rabbit Hole brigade...
  • The Russia Uranium Story Is A Chance For The Attorney General To Finally Step Up To The Plate

    10/18/2017 5:04:24 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 55 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.18.2017 | David Blackmon
    Mr. Sessions has to this point very conveniently recused himself from anything having to do with Russia – because he had a meeting with the Russian Ambassador during the presidential campaign – as a means of facilitating his reluctance to deal with all of the rampant lawlessness that took place during the Obama Administration. It is this baseless recusal that led to the appointment of Special Counsel Bob Mueller, and to the continued stonewalling of several congressional investigations and court cases by the FBI. What this story shows us clearly is that the entire “Russia Collusion” fantasy play foisted on...
  • Their Just Deserts

    10/17/2017 4:28:56 PM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 21 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 10/17/17 | Jimmy Reed
    Sir Winston Churchill: “Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” French physicist Blaise Pascal once wrote, “This letter is long because I hadn’t the time to make it short.” Even though Pascal’s comment seems contradictory, it isn’t, as demonstrated in great short stories that have withstood the test of time by delivering essential elements — time, place, setting, plot, and characters — in a minimum of words.
  • Twitter Blocks Candidate’s Mention of “Aborted Baby Parts” [semi-satire]

    10/17/2017 11:16:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    A tweet from Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) that mentioned Planned Parenthood’s sales of aborted baby parts led to Twitter blocking a campaign ad in her bid for a US Senate seat in her state. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey labeled Blackburn’s tweet “inflammatory and likely to evoke a strong negative reaction. On the one hand, there’s the woman who already has to deal with the emotionally difficult decision to terminate her pregnancy. Awareness that her baby might be cannibalized and sold for parts like a junked car would add unnecessary trauma to that decision.” “On the other hand, there is potential...
  • akdoV – Rearview Mirror Explanations

    10/17/2017 6:04:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-17-17 | MOTUS
    “I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards.” – Hillary Clinton, explaining broken toe. This brings to mind three things Hillary has still not learned: 1. Coffee, coffee, coffee. Then try the challenging issues of your day. It’s safer that way. 2. People who spend a lot of time looking backwards find very few answers but discover a lot of excuses. 3. If you keep peering into the rearview mirror you may see messages that you do not...
  • So You’ve Screwed Up Your Life? Blame Trump!

    10/17/2017 4:59:22 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.17.2017 | David Blackmon
    Is it just me, or does it seem like everybody – and I do mean everybody – who has done something to screw up their life in any way, shape or form has taken to blaming President Trump as a coping mechanism for their own failures? Think about it. Take Harvey Weinstein as an example – what was this repugnant tub of goo’s first instinct when the NYTimes published its expose’ on his quarter century of abusing women? If you remember, he thought he could innoculate himself from any fallout from his 100% leftwing Hollywood peers by taking a leave...
  • Carter Offers Self as “Human Shield” [semi-satire]

    10/16/2017 10:52:36 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Oct 2017 | John Semmens
    This week, former US President Jimmy Carter offered himself to North Korea’s communist government to “act as a human shield against an attack by the Trump Administration” contending that “even a madman like Trump would surely pull back if he knew an innocent American’s life was at stake.” Fortunately for the ex-president, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un rebuffed the offer. “Our might is supreme,” Kim boasted. “We have no need for shields—human or otherwise. Mr. Carter, like all of my enemies, will die at a time and place of my choosing. Even those who to attempt to hide like my...
  • Weapons-grade STUPID: Chelsea Handler babbles about the 25th Amendment, confuses herself

    10/16/2017 9:32:26 AM PDT · by Sir Napsalot · 31 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 10-16-2017 | Sam J.
    Thinking Chelsea Handler should stop talking about the Constitution altogether, itÂ’s just painful. Chelsea Handler âś”@chelseahandler Every time I land in America, how much longer can these generals allow trump to cause so much damage? 25th amendment is there for a reason. 6:48 PM - Oct 15, 2017 598 Replies 968 Retweets 6,215 likes Generals donÂ’t impeach presidents, Chelsea. ThatÂ’s not how this works, thatÂ’s not how ANY of this works. The Beard @TuffAdams Every time you land in America, America loses 23 IQ points. 7:53 PM - Oct 15, 2017 2 Replies 8 Retweets 43 likes
  • 5 Stop N Rob Thwart Gif’s to Laugh about

    10/16/2017 7:22:11 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 5 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/16/2017 | J Hines
    Stop n Rob is getting harder for would be robbers to stop by and grab some free cash. Store clerks are coming out of the woodwork to make it their own store and not to be messed with. Customers too, also want a piece of the action. (not true) Customers enjoy coming in for their quick snacks and don’t want someone (robbers) to mess up their day and the store. Here are 5 funny Stop N Rob gif’s: You messing with me?Damm, was just asking for the bathroom.Man's Best Friend! Seriously, this all funny after the fact, however, it was...
  • Harvey Weinstein Is Not A Joking Matter

    10/16/2017 5:03:15 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 43 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 10.16.2017 | David Blackmon
    Speaking of Harvey Weinstein, it appears to me that the nation reached “Peak Weinstein” over this past weekend. The clearest indicator of that reality is the edict in pop culture that you cannot joke about Harvey Weinstein and his crimes. Un-funny late night TV host James Corden, with whom I am so unfamliar that I had to google his name to get the spelling right, found this out the hard way when he was lambasted in social media and later, the legacy media for telling a bunch of not funny Weinstein jokes during a gig hosting a charity event Saturday...