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  • Today's Toons 5/25/18

    05/25/2018 1:16:35 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/25/18 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/24/18

    05/24/2018 1:17:25 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/24/18 | pookie18
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  • "ROYAL WEDDING" — A Bad Lip Reading

    05/23/2018 10:27:31 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 7 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 22, 2018 | Bad Lip Reading
    Royal weddings are so different these days... End song: "Modify" by Kniles
  • Geezer Grins

    05/23/2018 4:26:22 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 19 replies
    email from a friend | 5/23/2018 | unknown
    1960 Hits - Renamed for Those Over 60 Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday! They include: ============================== = Bobby Darin's --- "Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!" ============================== Herman's Hermits --- "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker!" ============================== Ringo Starr --- "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!" ============================== The Bee Gees --- "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" ============================== Roberta Flack --- "The First Time Ever I forgot Your Face!"...
  • Today's Toons 5/23/18

    05/23/2018 1:19:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 5/23/18 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 5/22/18

    05/22/2018 3:32:09 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/22/18 | pookie18
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  • How Conservative Are You?

    05/21/2018 10:51:33 AM PDT · by BubbaBasher · 51 replies
    Vanity | 5/21/2018 | BubbaBasher
    I'm so conservative I: - Refuse to park on the left side of my driveway. - Am looking to buy a right-hand drive car.
  • Today's Toons 5/21/18

    05/21/2018 1:21:23 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/21/18 | pookie18
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  • Silly Stuff

    05/18/2018 2:46:13 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 27 replies
    email from a friend | 05/18/2018 | multiple and unknown
    I's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is...
  • Today's Toons 5/18/18

    05/18/2018 1:19:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/18/18 | pookie18
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  • Twitter

    05/17/2018 5:55:55 PM PDT · by map · 19 replies
    Trump Twitter ^ | May 17,2018 | President Trump
    This is a tweet from the President with a surprise punchline.
  • The White House Weighs In On Yanny/Laurel Debate

    05/17/2018 5:09:45 PM PDT · by Hotmetal · 53 replies
    Truth Examiner ^ | 17 May 2018
    Must watch to the end to hear the President's thoughts on it. Link
  • Some People are Hearing 'Yanny' and Others 'Laurel' In This Audio Clip (trunc)

    05/17/2018 1:26:19 PM PDT · by Jane Long · 105 replies
    Time ^ | May 16, 2018 | CASEY QUACKENBUSH
    There’s a new debate storming the internet that’s reminiscent of the furor over that white and gold dress back in 2015 (or was it blue and back?) People are torn over an audio clip of a computer-generated voice, with some listeners saying they hear the word ‘Laurel’ in a deep male voice, and others saying they hear ‘Yanny’ in a higher-pitch. The recording went viral after it first surfaced on Reddit earlier this week. It was later posted on Twitter, where it has been liked more than 50,000 times and stoked a fierce debate.....
  • Today's Toons 5/17/18

    05/17/2018 3:50:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/17/18 | pookie18
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  • Royal Media: Kensington Palace Has 'Completely Lost Control' of Wedding, It's a TMZ Show Now

    05/16/2018 10:19:19 AM PDT · by ethom · 65 replies
    Bt ^ | 44 minutes ago
    A CNN reporter holds UK newspapers with the latest Thomas Markle headlines in front of Windsor castle. As the British press scrambles to follow scoop after scoop from US website TMZ about Meghan Markle's father's attendance at the royal wedding, a consensus has set in among those in the Royal media: The Palace has lost control. "The palace press aides are like ostriches sticking their heads in the sand and they keep getting shafted up the bottom," said royal pundit and ex-Sun royal correspondent Charles Rae. Over the last few days, TMZ has been in near constant contact with Thomas...
  • WWE Superstar John Cena Offers to Walk Meghan Markle Down the Aisle at the Royal Wedding

    05/16/2018 9:05:19 AM PDT · by ethom · 19 replies
    US Weekly ^ | 31 minutes ago | By Emily Longeretta
    Just because he’s not saying, “I do,” doesn’t mean he can’t be a part of the biggest wedding of the year John Cena has offered to give away Meghan Markle at her upcoming royal wedding to Prince Harry, since her father can no longer make it. During his appearance on the Today show, Kathie Lee Gifford told Cena, “She is in need of someone to give her away, isn’t she? Who better than you?” After a laugh, he responded, “I can hop on a plane, I can get there in a few days!” Markle’s father, Thomas Markle, revealed on Tuesday...
  • Today's Toons 5/16/18

    05/16/2018 1:21:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 5/16/18 | pookie18
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  • Rudy Giuliani Says President Trump’s Diet Includes Burgers With Half the Bun

    05/15/2018 4:11:08 PM PDT · by ethom · 38 replies ^ | May 15, 2018, 10:23am EDT | by Chris Fuhrmeister@ccfuhr
    Good on Donald Trump for receiving not-so-great results from a physical and making big dietary changes to improve his health. Trump is no longer restricting himself to soups and salads — come on, that’s way too extreme — but he’s still keeping his meals in the health zone. A Washington Post report reveals that at a recent lunch with his new attorney, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Trump dined on a well-done burger with only half a bun, “I do that, too, sometimes,” Giuliani told the newspaper. “It’s a good way to do it.” Bravo, Mr. President. The...
  • What the Cluck? KFC launches 10 piece BONE CHINA buckets to commemorate the royal wedding

    05/15/2018 11:59:31 AM PDT · by ethom · 40 replies
    UK Sun ^ | 14th May 2018, 7:01 pm | Tara Evens
    The fast-food chain has created specially designed buckets made of bone china to celebrate the marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle this weekend, yes...really! JUST when you thought we'd reached peak royal wedding, KFC steps up to the memorabilia plate and goes next level. The fast-food chain has created specially designed buckets made of bone china to celebrate the marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle this weekend. The specially-designed bucket will be available at KFC's Windsor branch on Saturday We can't help but snigger at the thought of Harry and Meghan chowing down on a bargain bucket in...
  • Prince William may leave Prince Harry's wedding ceremonies to watch FA Cup Football final

    05/15/2018 10:21:25 AM PDT · by ethom · 30 replies
    Yahoo Sports ^ | May 15 2018 7 minutes ago | Liz Roscher
    Prince William, the future king of the United Kingdom, is in the middle of a quandary that’s probably familiar to most people: wedding vs. sports. His younger brother, Prince Harry, is marrying actress Meghan Markle on Saturday, and he’s the best man. But England’s Football Association Cup final between Manchester United and Chelsea is on Saturday as well, and William is expected to attend in an official capacity. While this seems like a no-brainer — family over sports, it’s not quite that easy for William. Why does Prince William need to attend the FA Cup final? Every year, the FA...