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  • Howie Carr's Masterpiece Theater

    10/17/2018 8:37:03 AM PDT · by Sparky1776 · 13 replies
    WRKO ^ | 10/16/2018 | Howie Carr, Grace Curley
    Grace gives the performance of her life as she does a dramatic reading of Liz Warren’s tweets.
  • Today's Toons 10/17/18

    10/17/2018 1:25:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/17/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Televangelist Healed Plane Corrosion By “Laying Hands On It”

    10/16/2018 2:12:16 PM PDT · by Simon Green · 63 replies
    Televangelist Kenneth Copeland is quite a guy. He preaches a message of prosperity and abundance, and boasts about being a billionaire. Earlier this year his ministry took possession of a debt-free Gulfstream V. Worry not — “The Holy Spirit confirmed to Brother Copeland that the Gulfstream V was the plane the Lord had set aside for [him].” Furthermore, all the people who donated towards the ministry acquiring the plane are going to “new places in the Kingdom” for their generosity. But getting the Gulfstream V wasn’t enough, they also wanted a further $17 million to upgrade the avionics, interior,...
  • How to Attract Women: 7 Things Women Find Very Attractive [From Her]

    10/16/2018 12:27:13 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 170 replies
    Mantelligence ^ | Robin Sutherns
    Women are confusing creatures. We know.The list of what women find attractive in men, and what women don’t find attractive, is long and at times, contradictory.You might think that figuring them out is impossible……and while there isn’t a secret recipe for understanding every woman, there are a few things that almost all women are drawn to. To break the code, and teach you how to attract women, I’m going to tell you 7 things that women find highly attractive in men and why they do.How to Attract Women: 7 Things Women Find Highly Attractive in a Man Here are 7...
  • Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces (Satire)

    10/16/2018 11:51:31 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 22 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 10/16/2018
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—After receiving confirmation that she was at least 1/1024th Native American, Elizabeth Warren has embraced her fractional identity. Having gotten an authentic Native American outfit from a costume shop and armed herself with weapons she read on Wikipedia that a Native American might use -- such as the tomahawk -- Warren stood before a buffalo exhibit in the National Museum of Natural History at the Smithsonian to give a speech to the assembled press. "You pale faces have taken my land, and have angered the Great Spirit!" Warren announced as she glanced down at her book of Native American...
  • Stormy Whether

    10/16/2018 11:39:29 AM PDT · by Hillbilly sage · 5 replies
    Original | 10/16/2018 | Hillbilly Sage
    Hey Folks, I just heard a rumor that "Stormy" has a new venture, her first porn-rap video. She will perform under her new rap name "Sle-Z and her Mule Faced Band". Her first video album, titled, "Organ Grinder" was recorded before a live male audience all named John. To help promote the title, DNC Chair, Tom Perez, dressed in a red bellhop cap & vest, runs through the audience carrying a large tin cup to take "donations" from the Johns. To show their support, the Gates Foundation will provide free penicillin to all audience participants.
  • Elizabeth Warren refused entry at Boston restaurant

    10/16/2018 9:16:36 AM PDT · by GaltMeister · 70 replies
    She didn't have a reservation
  • DUers melting down over Cherokee Nation slamming Warren's(Pocahontas) fake claim

    10/16/2018 6:55:57 AM PDT · by sickoflibs · 53 replies
    DU | 10/15/2018 | DU commenters
    DU Title ("Cherokee Nation: Warren's use of DNA test 'inappropriate,' 'wrong'") they posted from the Hill They are unhappy with both the Cherokee Nation and the Hill now. Typical comments (edited for profanity) Vinnie From Indy (10,287 posts) 4. XXXX this jackass named "Chuck Hoskins" Who the XXXX is he to claim ownership over anyone's lineage? LiberalFighter (36,505 posts) 36. Until Elizabeth Warren attempts to apply for Cherokee status he should STFU. He does not have any authority until then. It appears that he was trying to stir something up that he has no jurisdiction. Coventina (18,183 posts) 43. It's...
  • Today's Toons 10/16/18

    10/16/2018 1:54:40 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/16/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • US embassy in Australia apologizes for sending out email with photo of cat...

    10/15/2018 8:02:29 PM PDT · by yesthatjallen · 21 replies
    The Hill ^ | 10/15/18 | MORGAN GSTALTER
    US embassy in Australia apologizes for sending out email with photo of cat dressed like Cookie Monster The U.S. embassy in Australia apologized on Monday after it accidentally sent out a photo of a pajama-clad cat dressed like the Cookie Monster. The embassy in Canberra sent out an email invitation titled “meeting” to an unknown number of recipients, the BBC reported. Attached to the email was a photo of a cat wearing blue pajamas to look like “Sesame Street” character Cookie Monster. The text next to the photo read “cat pyjama-jam.” U.S. mission to Australia spokesman Gavin Sundwall told the...
  • Portland, Oregon travel video

    10/15/2018 1:58:39 PM PDT · by Typelouder · 14 replies
    Youtube ^ | #TedWheeler
    A hilarious video highlighting the vibrant, diverse population of Portland, Oregon
  • Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person (Satire?)

    10/15/2018 10:45:16 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 14 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 10/15/2018
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian. The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax. "I'm happy to announce that I'm only half reptile,"...
  • French President Emmanuel Macron is 'too arrogant, too snappy' — says his WIFE Brigitte

    10/15/2018 6:27:07 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 17 replies
    Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 04:19 EDT, 15 October 2018 | Charlotte Dean
    French President Emmanual Macron has been told that he is too arrogant by his own wife Brigitte, who claims she is fed up of his high-handed manner. Brigitte Macron has urged his inner circle to tell him the truth because she feels like she is the only person who risks telling him when he is being high-handed, reports Le Parisien newspaper. She reportedly confided in members of her entourage that President Macron is “too arrogant, too snappy”, and nobody dares tell him otherwise. This comes as a new book revealed Mrs.. Macron has allegedly vowed retribution to the person who...
  • Today's Toons 10/15/18

    10/15/2018 3:48:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/15/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Quora query, Why do you and your religious principles support and defend President Trump?

    10/14/2018 5:57:16 PM PDT · by daniel1212 · 53 replies
    Free Republic | Sun, 10/14/18 | daniel1212
    Been working on a response for a Quora query, You are a devout Bible-fundamental Jesus believer. Or devout Catholic or Mormon. Why do you and your religious principles support and defend President Trump? Otherwise, why wouldn't you? I only worked on what the alternative to Trump would mean so far. Any suggestions for this? "Devout Bible-fundamental Jesus believer" best fits evangelicals, and even considering the alternative from that overall perspective should suffice for now, as illustrated by this (imperfect) analogy: You are at a port along with many other people, trying to continue on a long journey to get to...
  • CNN Finds Global Warming

    10/14/2018 1:47:22 PM PDT · by Stanwood_Dave · 23 replies ^ | 10/14/2018 | David Guadalupe
    Jim A-CO$T-A$$ finds proof of Global Warming.
  • Decision 2018: Mobs or Jobs

    10/14/2018 7:33:29 AM PDT · by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton · 19 replies
    How about that for a slogan?
  • Ferrara Doesn't Care What You Think

    10/13/2018 8:29:11 PM PDT · by Pelham · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | Nov 16, 2017 | AFBIC
    click here
  • Random Stupid Jokes

    10/13/2018 9:33:25 AM PDT · by Sarcasm Factory · 17 replies
    Nether Regions | 13 October 2018 | Glorious Self
    Yeah, all the recent news about leftists rising to the occasion with their witchcraft weirdness has provoked me into making up some totally stupid jokes that will lower your intelligence by a few points. You've been warned! Question: "What dark witchcraft do leftists use to torture basic arithmetic so that jacking up taxes by $32 trillion over the next ten years to pay for 'Medicare for All' will somehow 'save money'?" Answer: "A 'cackle-later'." Get it, huh? Huh? It works on two painful levels if you think about it! Hee-hee-hee! Question: "What's the difference between a leftist and a starved...
  • Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate (Funny!)

    10/13/2018 5:31:53 AM PDT · by grayboots · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/9/2014 | RepresentUS
    What would an honest politician actually sound like?