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  • Groans and Grins

    02/04/2018 6:39:38 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 23 replies
    email from a friend | 2/4/2018 | unknown
    Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe, near Transylvania . They drive in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It is late, raining very hard and Bob can barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out of control. Bob attempts to control it, but to no avail. The car swerves and smashes into a tree... Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees Betty unconscious, with her head bleeding. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob...
  • Altered Carbon - Netfilx new sci-fi sreaming series

    02/03/2018 7:44:16 PM PST · by Bender2 · 44 replies
    Altered Carbon 1-houe 2018 Sci-Fi Netflix Streaming Series Set in a future where consciousness is digitized and stored, a prisoner returns to life in a new body and must solve a mind-bending murder to win his freedom. Joel Kinnaman as Takeshi Kovacs Martha Higareda as Kristin Ortega Antonio Marziale as Isaac Bancroft Kristin Lehman as Miriam Bancroft Chris Conner as Poe Dichen Lachman as Reileen Kawahara
  • Why I am a Democrat

    02/03/2018 12:43:15 PM PST · by 2nd Amendment · 32 replies
    I am a democrat(mainstream journalist) and these are the reasons why I represent about 50% of the country (especially the West coast and Northeast). 1. I believe in collusion and weaponizing the IRS, DOJ, FBI, and the State Dept. against republicans and conservatives. 2. I believe in abortion in all forms and especially late term. 3. I believe in booing God at my conventions. 4. I hate full employment (especially for Blacks and minorities). I believe welfare, food stamps and obama phones are better for the economy. 5. I hate military veterans, victims of MS-13, and companies that are moving...
  • Remembering Ronald Reagan's sense of Humor

    02/03/2018 7:03:22 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    youtube ^ | 02/03/2018 | media
    Why we still miss him so much.
  • Smile! It's Saturday!

    02/03/2018 4:07:11 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 1 replies
    email from a friend | 2/3/2018 | unknown
    After 60 years together a couple wanted to celebrate; Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today." Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." “It’s...
  • Vanity-Memo/IG Report

  • Take a Break

    02/02/2018 12:19:11 PM PST · by sodpoodle · 12 replies
    email from a friend | 2/2/2018 | unknown
    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”, St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. ”On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back...
  • Woman Makes $13 A Day Selling Pet Rocks...Robert Downey Jr. Made Millions For ‘Spider-Man’-SATIRE

    02/02/2018 6:36:39 AM PST · by fungoking · 13 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Staff1/12/18
    O. EM. GOSH. It’s 2018, and inequality is still a HUGE problem, even in a progressive utopia like Hollywood. Case in point: this woman’s name is Xayley Briers. She spends forty-five minutes a day running her Etsy storefront selling pet rocks. Do you know how much she makes? About $13 a day. Pretty sad, right? Well, it gets worse. While Briers works her butt off selling and shipping pet rocks all over the country for almost an hour each day, Hollywood A-lister and cisgendered white male Robert Downey Jr. made around $15 MILLION for his work in mega blockbuster Spider-Man...
  • Grins, Grimaces and Grumbles for Friday

    02/02/2018 6:05:17 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 19 replies
    email from a friend | 2/2/2018 | unknown
    Dear Sir, ,P.I have a very complicated benefits question. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization. As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law. My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother....
  • Political Groundhog Day

    02/02/2018 3:55:08 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    Self | PJ-Comix
    If the groundhog sees Nancy Pelosi's eyeshadow it means six more years of Trump.
  • Today's Toons 2/2/18

    02/02/2018 3:28:44 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/2/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Freep&Geek Feb/18

    02/01/2018 2:47:13 PM PST · by kanawa · 29 replies
    n/a | Feb. 01/18
  • Today's Toons 2/1/18

    02/01/2018 3:20:26 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/1/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Bender's NFL Live Thread: Super Bowl LII

    01/31/2018 5:45:54 PM PST · by Impy · 220 replies
    1-31-2018
    Bender's NFL Live Thread: Super Bowl LII Sunday, Feb 4, 2018 Philadelphia Eagles at New England Patriots 6:30 PM Eastern, NBC, U.S. Bank Stadium Minneapolis, Minnesota
  • Today's Toons 1/31/18

    01/31/2018 3:39:20 AM PST · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 1/31/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • After Killing 20-Week Abortion Ban, Democrats Resume Lecturing People About Compassion SATIRE

    01/30/2018 4:58:53 PM PST · by fungoking
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 1/30/18 | Staff
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources within the Senate, Democratic legislators took a short break from their tireless schedule of lecturing the nation about compassion Monday in order to vote against a ban on the barbaric practice of ripping helpless 20-week-old babies limb from limb and pulling them from the wombs of their mothers. The Democratic Caucus unanimously agreed to resume their moral lectures on the plights of such groups as foreign immigrants to the United States, the LGBT community, low-income earners, and others whom it has deemed victimized, after successfully focusing all but three of its members’ attention on perpetuating the...
  • PC Term for those S-Hole countries/Vanity Post

    01/30/2018 10:41:03 AM PST · by CGASMIA68 · 6 replies
    "Turd World Countries"
  • Arizona Office of Tourism celebrates National Plan for Vacation Day

    01/30/2018 6:06:52 AM PST · by SandRat · 2 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Emily Thurlow
    REGION — Arizonans left more than 11 million days of paid vacation unused last year, according to the Arizona Office of Tourism (AOT). To encourage folks to utilize that time off, AOT is celebrating National Plan for Vacation Day today, Jan. 30 and have highlighted a number of sights to see throughout the state, including those in Cochise County. "I think one of the reasons Arizonans waste fewer vacation days than our counterparts around the country is that we live in such a beautiful place. You don't have to look very far to find a reason to take a couple...
  • Today's Toons 1/30/18

    01/30/2018 3:24:08 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/30/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • If Your Cat Swats with Its Left Paw, It's Probably Male

    01/29/2018 4:14:15 PM PST · by mdittmar · 40 replies
    yahoo ^ | January 29, 2018 | Brandon Specktor Senior Writer ,LiveScience.com
    When your cat knocks your favorite coffee mug off the counter, does it use its left paw or its right?There's no need to sacrifice any drink-ware for the answer; your cat's gender should tell you enough. According to a small feline-behavior study published in the journal Animal Behaviour, female cats are significantly more likely to be right-paw-dominant, while male cats typically favor their left paws. And while this bit of purr-snickety trivia might seem insignificant, your cat's dominant paw may be an indicator of the animal's well-being, said study author Deborah Wells, a reader at Queen's University Belfast's School of...