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  • The Green Car

    02/27/2018 3:56:54 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 15 replies
    youtube ^ | 02/27/2018 | youtube
    Video provides all you need to know.
  • Today's Toons 2/27/18

    02/27/2018 3:26:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/27/18 | pookie18
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  • Boy gets trapped in lift in China after peeing on control buttons

    02/26/2018 7:22:42 PM PST · by Reeses · 38 replies
    The Straits Times ^ | Feb 26, 2018 | Ng Huiwen
    A young boy from Chongqing in south-west China became a victim of his own prank after he urinated on a set of lift buttons and became trapped. Closed-circuit television footage shared on Chinese social media platforms shows the boy entering the lift alone last Friday (Feb 23). He lets out a stream of urine at the lift buttons, zips up his pants and prepares to exit the lift. But when the lift reaches his floor, the doors open slightly, before shutting immediately. In a panic, he jumps in the lift and starts pressing multiple buttons, which began flickering, before the...
  • Smack Talk:Black Panther Rant and Review

    02/26/2018 4:13:06 PM PST · by Sybeck1 · 16 replies I haven't seen Black Panther yet. If you have see it is it close to this review? Language warning
  • Today's Toons 2/26/18

    02/26/2018 1:45:31 AM PST · by pookie18 · 25 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/26/18 | pookie18
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  • A Progressive's Absolut Dream

    02/25/2018 8:08:07 PM PST · by GOP Congress · 2 replies
  • Odds and Ends

    02/25/2018 12:28:05 PM PST · by sodpoodle · 13 replies
    email from a friend | 2/25/2018 | unknown
    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service...
  • Police Chief William McManus reads funny 911 calls

    02/24/2018 9:48:47 AM PST · by bgill · 10 replies
    news4 ^ | Feb. 23, 2018 | SBG San Antonio
    In case you didn't know, SAPD stands for San Antonio Police Department and not San Antonio Pizza Department or San Antonio Plumbing Department. Police Chief William McManus made that distinction clear in a video posted to the department's Facebook pages. McManus read real 911 calls, including one from a man who just wanted some pizza. Unfortunately, he called the wrong place to satiate his pizza hunger.
  • Senior Saturday

    02/24/2018 8:33:41 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 22 replies
    email from a friend | 02/24/2018 | unknown
    This is what all of us 70+ year-olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so another guy's wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area. An hour...
  • President Donald Trump recites the SNAKE Poem at CPAC 2018

    02/24/2018 8:24:44 AM PST · by tired&retired · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | February 23, 2018 | Trump
    Trump recites the Snake Poem as an analogy for our immigration policies in the past. Here it is. THE SNAKE LYRICS by Al Wilson. On her way to work one morning Down the path along side the lake A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew "Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you" "Take me in oh tender woman Take me in, for heaven's sake Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake . She wrapped him...
  • Friday silliness anyone?

    02/23/2018 9:45:26 AM PST · by freebird5850 · 36 replies
    Any takers for some? Slow day here...
  • A Snowman in our world(vanity)

    02/23/2018 4:22:49 AM PST · by CGASMIA68 · 5 replies
    email making the rounds
    Our World Today.... It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this; 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the...
  • Today's Toons 2/23/18

    02/23/2018 3:34:23 AM PST · by pookie18 · 28 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/23/18 | pookie18
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  • Another Olympics Snark Thread, Women's free skate and Lindsey Vonn's Slalom!

    02/22/2018 5:14:20 PM PST · by RooRoobird20 · 41 replies
    Me | Feb 22 2018 | Me
    Johnny Wier is looking FABULOUS, and this is your last chance to root against Lindsey Vaughn LMAO!
  • We need more ZOT threads.

    02/22/2018 11:43:57 AM PST · by McGruff · 91 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 2/22/2018 | Me
    Could we have a ZOT thread once in a while. There was some newbie moron who volunteered with a thread today but it got locked before we could have any fun. Please.
  • Today's Toons 2/22/18

    02/22/2018 3:19:40 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/22/18 | pookie18
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  • Jennifer Lawrence ‘Extremely Offended’ After Feminists Criticize Her Revealing Dress

    02/21/2018 7:26:43 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 65 replies
    Big Hollywood (Breitbart) ^ | February 21, 2018 | Charlie Nash
    Hollywood star Jennifer Lawrence hit back at feminists who attacked her for wearing a “revealing” dress in cold weather, writing on Facebook Wednesday that she is “extremely offended” and calling her critics “sexist.” Lawrence came under fire for wearing a Versace dress, which critics described as “revealing,” while posing for a photo with her Red Sparrow co-stars Joel Edgerton, Jeremy Irons, Matthias Schoenaerts, and director Francis Lawrence, who wore winter coats. Helen Lewis, the deputy editor of the New Statesman, received thousands of likes in her critique of Lawrence’s choice of clothing.
  • George Carlin's Views on aging!

    02/21/2018 6:58:05 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 19 replies
    unknown | 5/1/1998 | George Carlin
    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? <>If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' ' I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey,...
  • Today's Toons 2/21/18

    02/21/2018 3:17:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 2/21/18 | pookie18
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  • An Atheist in the Forest

    02/21/2018 2:07:36 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 20 replies
    email from a friend | 02/21/2018 | unknown
    An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could along the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him .... He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer .... and then ..... He tripped and fell. Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the...