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  • The story of Fred and Esther (clips from Sanford and Son)

    08/13/2018 7:55:44 AM PDT · by simpson96 · 16 replies
    Youtube ^ | 11/14/2016 | Rasta Gideon Positive Vibration
  • Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘Sesame Street’ To Debate Economic Plan With The Count-SATIRE

    08/13/2018 5:00:47 AM PDT · by fungoking · 7 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 8/10/18 | Staff
    NEW YORK, NY—Star Democratic political candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez finally accepted a challenge to debate her economic plan with Count von Count, esteemed number expert from Sesame Street, on a special guest appearance that aired Friday. The congressional candidate got into a heated exchange with the legendary counting expert, fumbling her words as he calmly tallied up the trillions of dollars she hadn’t accounted for in her proposals. “The number of the day is… 30 trillion dollars! Ah! Ah! Ah!” the Count began in his opening statement, as a number “30” puppet followed by a bunch of zeroes started dancing behind...
  • Today's Toons 8/13/18

    08/13/2018 1:30:01 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/13/18 | pookie18
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  • Ocasio-Cortez: Cut All Spending on Defense!

    08/12/2018 10:45:36 AM PDT · by Bon mots · 74 replies
    http://imgur.com ^ | August 12, 2018 | Bon Mots
    Ocasio-Cortez is a gift to the Republican party. The jokes just write themselves!
  • What Would Be The Ideal Wife? How Should She Treat Her Husband?

    08/12/2018 9:27:30 AM PDT · by Architect of Avalon · 72 replies
    Architect of Avalon ^ | 8/12/2018 | Architect of Avalon
    Please answer the title question with as many points as you can come up with. What interpersonal dynamics and actions would make the husband the happiest? Additionally, what would the ideal husband be like, and how should he treat his wife?
  • Political joke.

    08/12/2018 8:53:10 AM PDT · by gattaca · 13 replies
    Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive liquor day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he tells me he knows I’m a lesbian and besides that, my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off. > > Should I clobber...
  • 7 Things All Zodiac Signs Should Avoid Doing During The August 2018 Partial Solar Eclipse

    08/12/2018 8:25:10 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 22 replies
    Bustle ^ | 11 Aug 2018 | Brandi Neal
    Solar eclipses are ideal for reflection, releasing things that no longer serve you, and for setting intentions. They are not a time for action. No matter how tempted you are to begin something new today, don't. Am I saying that nothing that begins on an eclipse can go well?
  • 1996 Staples "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Back-to-School Commercial

    08/12/2018 7:32:33 AM PDT · by DoodleBob · 30 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1996 | Staples
    Staples 1996 Back to School commercial featuring a Christmas classic as the soundtrack, a happy parent, and glum kids.
  • Tale of a Tesla Model 3 Trip [vanity]

    08/10/2018 6:18:40 PM PDT · by logi_cal869 · 63 replies
    self | 08/10/2018 | self
    A guy I know harbors the atypical lefty viewpoints on climate, government, the right, etc. Liberalism in general, but totally hypocritical on other issues such as trade and firearms. He & his wife put deposits on twin Model 3s and wait...and wait...and wait...until finally they got theirs earlier this year. One day I noticed that his old car was being driven so I poked around and got the skinny: His brand-spankin-new Model 3 was taken for a cross-country trip and ended up with a very minor problem which any mechanic could have fixed in 30 minutes. In this case, it...
  • Report: Christians Who Regularly Share Photos Of Bible, Coffee Significantly Godlier

    08/10/2018 4:34:17 PM PDT · by OddLane · 29 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | August 10, 2018 | Babylon Bee
    NASHVILLE, TN—LifeWay Research released a new report Monday morning confirming that Christians who regularly share photos on social media which include both a Bible and a cup of coffee are significantly godlier than those who do not. The data was gathered from a study of 8,000 Christians from a variety of denominations and backgrounds. It reports “much higher” levels of godliness and holiness among those who share at least one Bible/coffee pic per week, along with “significantly elevated” levels of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. A higher frequency of sharing this specific type of image...
  • Four Husbands

    08/10/2018 10:34:00 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 14 replies
    email from a friend | 8/10/2018 | unknown
    Subject: 4 Husbands 4 Husbands The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a...
  • Friday Fun

    08/10/2018 3:32:44 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 13 replies
    email from a friend | 8/10/2018 | unknown
    THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Tom was driving home from a business trip in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car. Resuming the...
  • Today's Toons 8/10/18

    08/10/2018 1:27:24 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/10/18 | pookie18
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  • Lucky Yellow Marble (Video)

    08/09/2018 9:04:36 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 9 replies
    BigGeekDad ^ | also unknown | unknown, unfortunately
    Watch this lucky yellow marble navigate through a course of blocks and other objects in tune to the song Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart. The creator of this video is very patient as it took over a month to make and about 300 failed recordings of the music. I find it mesmerizing to watch the yellow marble as it seems like it will surely get stuck or fall off course somewhere along the way. If you enjoyed this cool video then you might also like to watch Marbles and Magnets and Music. Lucky Yellow Marble.
  • College Football Approaches - Jokes Thread

    08/09/2018 4:20:52 AM PDT · by IamConservative · 28 replies
    N/A ^ | 8/9/2018 | Hoosier4Liberty
    As college football approaches, rivalries renew, summer fades and fall arrives. It would be hard to grow up in American and not be touched by some of the rivalries, traditions and humor that goes with the arrival of fall. So, I thought a thread celebrating some of the humor might help usher in the season and give us all a needed break from politics. Please post your college football rivalry or state rivalry jokes below!
  • Today's Toons 8/9/18

    08/09/2018 3:26:39 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 8/9/18 | pookie18
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  • Air Traffic Control

    08/09/2018 3:26:18 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 23 replies
    email from a friend | 8/9/2018 | unknown
    And now a few gems from Air Traffic Control: ========================= Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles ." Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ========================= "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet . How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" ========================= O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock , three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to...
  • Time for the Military

    08/09/2018 3:18:52 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    email from a friend | 8/9/2018 | unknown
    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,...
  • A Wink for Wednesday;)

    08/08/2018 10:44:10 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 16 replies
    emails from a friend | 8/8/2018 | unknown
    Dear Abby, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive liquor day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he tells me he knows I`m a lesbian and besides that, my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off. Should I clobber him with...
  • Today's Toons 8/8/18

    08/08/2018 1:32:24 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 8/8/18 | pookie18
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