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  • Silly Stuff

    05/18/2018 2:46:13 PM PDT · by sodpoodle · 27 replies
    email from a friend | 05/18/2018 | multiple and unknown
    I's been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is...
  • Today's Toons 5/18/18

    05/18/2018 1:19:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/18/18 | pookie18
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  • Twitter

    05/17/2018 5:55:55 PM PDT · by map · 19 replies
    Trump Twitter ^ | May 17,2018 | President Trump
    This is a tweet from the President with a surprise punchline.
  • The White House Weighs In On Yanny/Laurel Debate

    05/17/2018 5:09:45 PM PDT · by Hotmetal · 53 replies
    Truth Examiner ^ | 17 May 2018
    Must watch to the end to hear the President's thoughts on it. Link
  • Some People are Hearing 'Yanny' and Others 'Laurel' In This Audio Clip (trunc)

    05/17/2018 1:26:19 PM PDT · by Jane Long · 104 replies
    Time ^ | May 16, 2018 | CASEY QUACKENBUSH
    There’s a new debate storming the internet that’s reminiscent of the furor over that white and gold dress back in 2015 (or was it blue and back?) People are torn over an audio clip of a computer-generated voice, with some listeners saying they hear the word ‘Laurel’ in a deep male voice, and others saying they hear ‘Yanny’ in a higher-pitch. The recording went viral after it first surfaced on Reddit earlier this week. It was later posted on Twitter, where it has been liked more than 50,000 times and stoked a fierce debate.....
  • Today's Toons 5/17/18

    05/17/2018 3:50:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/17/18 | pookie18
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  • Royal Media: Kensington Palace Has 'Completely Lost Control' of Wedding, It's a TMZ Show Now

    05/16/2018 10:19:19 AM PDT · by ethom · 65 replies
    Bt ^ | 44 minutes ago
    A CNN reporter holds UK newspapers with the latest Thomas Markle headlines in front of Windsor castle. As the British press scrambles to follow scoop after scoop from US website TMZ about Meghan Markle's father's attendance at the royal wedding, a consensus has set in among those in the Royal media: The Palace has lost control. "The palace press aides are like ostriches sticking their heads in the sand and they keep getting shafted up the bottom," said royal pundit and ex-Sun royal correspondent Charles Rae. Over the last few days, TMZ has been in near constant contact with Thomas...
  • WWE Superstar John Cena Offers to Walk Meghan Markle Down the Aisle at the Royal Wedding

    05/16/2018 9:05:19 AM PDT · by ethom · 19 replies
    US Weekly ^ | 31 minutes ago | By Emily Longeretta
    Just because he’s not saying, “I do,” doesn’t mean he can’t be a part of the biggest wedding of the year John Cena has offered to give away Meghan Markle at her upcoming royal wedding to Prince Harry, since her father can no longer make it. During his appearance on the Today show, Kathie Lee Gifford told Cena, “She is in need of someone to give her away, isn’t she? Who better than you?” After a laugh, he responded, “I can hop on a plane, I can get there in a few days!” Markle’s father, Thomas Markle, revealed on Tuesday...
  • Today's Toons 5/16/18

    05/16/2018 1:21:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 5/16/18 | pookie18
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  • Rudy Giuliani Says President Trump’s Diet Includes Burgers With Half the Bun

    05/15/2018 4:11:08 PM PDT · by ethom · 38 replies ^ | May 15, 2018, 10:23am EDT | by Chris Fuhrmeister@ccfuhr
    Good on Donald Trump for receiving not-so-great results from a physical and making big dietary changes to improve his health. Trump is no longer restricting himself to soups and salads — come on, that’s way too extreme — but he’s still keeping his meals in the health zone. A Washington Post report reveals that at a recent lunch with his new attorney, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Trump dined on a well-done burger with only half a bun, “I do that, too, sometimes,” Giuliani told the newspaper. “It’s a good way to do it.” Bravo, Mr. President. The...
  • What the Cluck? KFC launches 10 piece BONE CHINA buckets to commemorate the royal wedding

    05/15/2018 11:59:31 AM PDT · by ethom · 37 replies
    UK Sun ^ | 14th May 2018, 7:01 pm | Tara Evens
    The fast-food chain has created specially designed buckets made of bone china to celebrate the marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle this weekend, yes...really! JUST when you thought we'd reached peak royal wedding, KFC steps up to the memorabilia plate and goes next level. The fast-food chain has created specially designed buckets made of bone china to celebrate the marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle this weekend. The specially-designed bucket will be available at KFC's Windsor branch on Saturday We can't help but snigger at the thought of Harry and Meghan chowing down on a bargain bucket in...
  • Prince William may leave Prince Harry's wedding ceremonies to watch FA Cup Football final

    05/15/2018 10:21:25 AM PDT · by ethom · 30 replies
    Yahoo Sports ^ | May 15 2018 7 minutes ago | Liz Roscher
    Prince William, the future king of the United Kingdom, is in the middle of a quandary that’s probably familiar to most people: wedding vs. sports. His younger brother, Prince Harry, is marrying actress Meghan Markle on Saturday, and he’s the best man. But England’s Football Association Cup final between Manchester United and Chelsea is on Saturday as well, and William is expected to attend in an official capacity. While this seems like a no-brainer — family over sports, it’s not quite that easy for William. Why does Prince William need to attend the FA Cup final? Every year, the FA...
  • Meghan Markle's Father Says He's Changed His Mind and Will Walk Her Down the Aisle After All

    05/15/2018 9:51:30 AM PDT · by ethom · 44 replies
    People ^ | 33 minutes ago
    Meghan Markle‘s father may be walking her down the aisle after all. Thomas Markle said he has changed his mind after speaking to his daughter and has decided to travel to Windsor and to attend Meghan and Prince Harry‘s wedding. However, Thomas says this is all contingent on his doctor’s approval and that he is back in the hospital after reportedly suffering a heart attack last week. Thomas says that Meghan attempted to call him yesterday, but that he was not near his phone to answer the call. She then sent him a text message, in which he says that...
  • Upset Fans Rage on Twitter after Tonya Harding Advances to 'Dancing with the Stars' Finale on ABC

    05/15/2018 9:23:06 AM PDT · by ethom · 58 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | 11 hours ago | George Black
    Tonya Harding and her partner Sasha Farber will compete in the Dancing With the Stars finale, thanks in part to her performance on Monday night. Despite being voted into the finale by many fans, many other fans were disappointed. Harding has been the most polarizing contestant this season. Her checkered past, which includes allegedly being involved in an assault on Nancy Kerrigan, has left her at odds with many fans. One upset fan tweeted, “Disgraced figure skater over all of those other athletes in the #dwts final? What the hell, America.” But while many fans were upset, others defended the...
  • Today's Toons 5/15/18

    05/15/2018 3:41:30 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/15/18 | pookie18
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  • Look out Trump - Here comes CyBernie 2020!

    05/14/2018 5:57:26 PM PDT · by CtBigPat · 4 replies ^ | 5/14/2018 | SharpWriter
  • Today's Toons 5/14/18

    05/14/2018 2:25:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/14/18 | pookie18
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  • Happy Mother's Day!

    05/13/2018 4:17:22 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 5 replies
    Gab ^ | May 13, 2018 | Daniel Martin Gray
    Happy straight, cis-gendered, gender-binary, heteronormative, biologically female, patriarchal, psychologically oppressed matrix of rape-culture-enforced motherhood day.
  • Hillary Clinton and Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard Comment On Being Hailed As 'Witches'

    05/11/2018 8:46:48 AM PDT · by ethom · 31 replies
    Former Prime Minister Julia Gillard and former US Senator Hillary Clinton delve into the concerning trend of 'hate speech' targeting women in power.
  • Today's Toons 5/11/18

    05/11/2018 1:13:23 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/11/18 | pookie18
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